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Head Elf: Why weren’t you at saying the Pledge of Allegiance?
Hermey: Just defending gay rights.
Head Elf: Gay Rights…? Now listen, we have gays that cry, talk, walk, blink and run a temperature. We don’t need any marrying gays!
Hermey: But I just thought I’d find a way to - to fit in.
Head Elf: You’ll never fit in! Now you come to say the Pledge of Allegiance, learn how to wiggle your ears, chuckle warmly, go hee-hee and ho-ho, and important stuff like that. A lawyer!! Good grief!
(via codyb)
I love Sweetums. He is totally my favorite Muppet.
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Them Crooked Vultures
A friend of mine that I play rock band with a lot sent me this link of the band Them Crooked Vultures. It is made up of Dave Grohl from the Foo Fighters and Nirvana, Josh Homme from Queens of the Stone Age, and John Paul Jones from Led Zepplin. If you like Queens of the Stone Age, this band has a similar sound, due to the same lead singer, but it also has similar riffs. I am really hooked, the entire CD is there to listen to. I really enjoyed Warsaw or The First Breath You Take After You Give Up or Caligulove, but the entire album is fantastic.
YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
